We have put together a list of some of our favourite funny and rude bingo calls, lingo and slang terms you may hear in a bingo hall.
As online bingo continues to grow in popularity in the UK, more and more bingo players are rushing to the web for their chance to win big. However, for new players the vocabulary used on the sites and by other players can be both confusing and overwhelming.
While most people are familiar with some basic September 2020 bingo terms, the vocabulary used in the online bingo community varies slightly from the terms used in regular, in person bingo games.
Now, you have heard of Lucky Seven, Dancing Queen – 17, 39 Steps and Garden Gate – number 8, but what other calls are there? Have you heard of Danny la Rue, 72?
To make the process for new players an easier transition, we’ve covered some of the most confusing aspects of play such as traditional bingo calls and rude bingo calls. We’ve also included several other tips and tricks to keep you from stepping on anyone’s toes the first few times you play.
Funny Bingo Calls
If you are not familiar with the rhyming slang and funny calls, don’t worry – we are here to teach you.
While you may be confused if someone asks you if they just called Dirty Gertie, they’re merely using dirty bingo calls. These are also known as alternative bingo calls or bingo call nicknames.
Usually made up of funny or inappropriate short phrases that rhyme with a given number, such as 30 “Dirty Girty”. These funny bingo sayings and callouts can also make a cultural reference, such as “All the Beans” for 57. These funny bingo sayings help to create a lighthearted atmosphere. They also help people remember which numbers have been called.
Originally used to catch players’ attention in a noisy, crowded bingo hall, creating funny words or phrases associated with each number kept game play interesting and prevented callers from repeating themselves multiple times.
Although no longer needed as bingo has gone electronic, these funny bingo phrases have persisted and are still sometimes used in online play as well as mobile bingo games.
Rude Bingo Calls UK
Here are some of our favourite funny rude bingo calls which you’ll hear in person and online:
- 24 – Did you score?
- 37 – One night in heaven
- 71 – J-Lo’s bum
- 78 – Let’s procreate
- 87 – Grandma’s gone to heaven
- 88 – Two Fat Ladies
Lots of different variations for these rude bingo numbers are used by different bingo halls and online sites in the UK. Certain callers will have their favourite versions which they always like to use. Some may see them as inappropriate bingo call nicknames, but most people find them quite funny. Those calling the numbers get to decide which ones are actually used in the game.
Dirty Bingo Calls
Although there are many similarities, dirty bingo calls tend to vary from site to site and from player to player. Each bingo caller script will be different so you’ll probably hear a range of versions for these callouts.
Some of these bingo number names include “young and keen” for 15, “droopy drawers” for 44, or “dirty knees” for 33. You will probably have heard more crude bingo calls during certain games or even when playing online.
While most are meant to be funny or make players smile, some rude bingo calls do exist in September 2020. One such bingo numbers nickname is the “either way up” call that can sometimes be used for the number 69. There are plenty more very rude bingo calls that you may have heard or you could think of yourself, it’s all about imagination!
There are loads of variations on the naughty bingo call names that you may have heard in the past. Most players have a good laugh listening to them during a game. Though some of these should be strictly reserved for an adult audience!
Types of Bingo
Most popular bingo sites offer more than one variety of bingo, which can be confusing for players new to the game. While all varieties are essentially the same, with a caller announcing numbers and players daubing those on their cards, some games vary based on the number of balls used to play.
Found at most bingo halls in the UK, 90 Ball Bingo uses tickets of three rows and nine columns. On these cards, each row has five numbers and four blanks. The three winning combinations in 90 ball bingo are one line, two line, or full house.
More popular in the US than in the UK, 75 Ball Bingo is played with 5X5 grid tickets with a free space in the middle. Because of the shape of the card, there are many more different ways to create a winning combination in this style of bingo play.
If you are are an avid bingo goer and you love the new bingo lingo, you will be sure to love the collection of bingo memes we have put together for you.
Now you know all about the crude bingo call phrases, you may be interested to know some of the more well known ones too. There are plenty of traditional bingo lingo calls, two little ducks (22) being one of our favourites.
UK Bingo Calls
Here is a list of funny bingo calls:
|1. Kelly’s Eye, Number 1||2. One Little Duck||3. Cup of Tea|
|4. Knock at the Door||5. Man Alive||6. Tom Mix|
|7. Lucky Number Seven||8. Garden Gate||9. Doctor’s Orders|
|10. Boris’s Den||11. Legs Eleven||12. One Dozen|
|13. Unlucky for Some||14. Valentine’s Day||15. Young and Keen|
|16. Sweet Sixteen||17. Dancing Queen||18. Coming of Age|
|19. Goodbye Teens||20. One Score||21. Key of the Door|
|22. Two Little Ducks||23. Thee and Me||24. Two Dozen|
|25. Duck and Dive||26. Pick n Mix||27. Gateway to Heaven|
|28. Overweight||29. Rise and Shine||30. Dirty Gertie|
|31. Get Up and Run||32. Buckle my Shoe||33. Dirty Knee|
|34. Ask for More||35. Jump and Jive||36. Three Dozen|
|37. More than Eleven||38. Christmas Cake||39. Steps|
|40. Naughty Forty||41. Time for Fun||42. Winnie the Pooh|
|43. Down on your Knees||44. Droopy Drawers||45. Halfway There|
|46. Up to Tricks||47. Four and Seven||48. Four Dozen|
|49. PC||50. Half a Century||51. Tweak of the Thumb|
|52. Danny La Rue||53. Stuck in the Tree||54. Clean the Floor|
|55. Snakes Alive||56. Was She Worth It?||57. Heinz Varieties|
|58. Make them Wait||59. Brighton Line||60. Grandma’s Getting Frisky / Five Dozen|
|61. Bakers Bun||62. Turn on the Screw / Tickety Boo||63. Tickle Me|
|64. Red Raw||65. Old Age Pension||66. Clickety Click|
|67. Made in Heaven||68. Saving Grace||69. Either Way Up|
|70. Three Score and Ten||71. Bang on the Drum||72. Six Dozen|
|73. Queen Bee||74. Candy Store||75. Strive and Strive|
|76. Trombones||77. Sunset Strip||78. Heaven’s Gate|
|79. One More Time||80. Eight and Blank||81. Fat Lady with a Walking Stick / Stop and Run|
|82. Straight on Through||83. Stop Farting / Time for Tea||84. Seven Dozen|
|85. Staying Alive||86. Between the Sticks||87. Torquay in Devon|
|88. Two Fat Ladies||89. Nearly There or Almost There||90. Top of the Shop|
So there you have it, there are so many comedy bingo calls out there to use in your next game. We love using these funny phrases, even if some are a little crude or inappropriate. It’s all part of the fun.
Thanks for reading all about our Favourite Funny Rude Bingo Calls, Lingo and Slang Terms September 2020. We hope you can put some of these to use in your next bingo game!